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solluxsmatesprit:

i hate when you have to order at a restaurant, but all the menu items have really goofy or long names. like wtf its so embarrassing to look your waiter in the eyes and be like “yes i’ll have Uncle Jimmy’s Finger Lickin’ Rib Ticklin Hootin-n-Hollerin’ Cajun Heat Super Stack Supreme Cheese Burger.”

(Source: dirkstridersbraces, via brandnewurlbecauseimoutofideas)

iphone420:

I want to get chicken nugget tattooed on me but like in Arabic or Chinese so no one will know what it says and when they ask I’ll say it says something inspirational but I’ll know it says chicken nugget and I’ll always laugh

(Source: sidnugget, via infearior)